Coulson: You can start telling me how to find Skye’s “dad”
Coulson: Note I’m using airquotes
Coulson: Because I am her real dad
Coulson: Now tell me where to find this asshole so I can murder him
|—||Heenashree Khandelwal (via maxkirin)|
Tolkien goes up to the counter and orders a Teavana Shaken Iced Blackberry Mojito Tea Lemonade. All of the hipsters inside the shop overhear and immediately go up and order the same thing. Tolkien is enraged and storms out, screaming that everyone misunderstood what he was trying to order.
It’s that time of the year again…when Daleks roam the streets craving destruction, Cybermen stalk down dark allies, the Boneless slither across the walls, and Chumblies…well Chumblies just kind of zip about bumping into things.
And THAT means that it’s time for Wholloween! This week we’ll be holding a Wholloween costume contest that you can participate in any way you’d like.
[the spooky intensifies]
You can take a picture of yourself dressed up as your favorite character (or monster!), draw fanart or write a text post about what you think the Doctor and Clara should be for Halloween, #DW edit a photo of the Doctor to make him super scary, or really anything else you can think of.
Make a post between now and Sunday, October 26th at 12PM ET using the hashtag #DW Wholloween, and you’ll be entered to win a copy of Harper Collins’ new book Doctor Who: The Secret Lives of Monsters (+ a Doctor Who tote bag) just in time for a spooky read on Halloween night. We’ll select 10 winners at random and post the results as soon as we can next week.
We’ll be checking the tag regularly and featuring everyone’s work throughout the week, so we can’t wait to see what everyone posts.
(P.S., we’re so so sorry to people outside of the Fifty States, but this giveaway is only open to legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (including the District of Columbia.) BBC America’s full terms and conditions can be found here.)
In case you missed it, we’re having a Wholloween contest!
but skye trying to give herself up to save jemma
her father wasn’t enough to tempt her
she acted to save jemma
"Skye honey I’ve been reading the internets and WebMD said you might be an alien. And if I saw it on the internets, it has to be true!"
1034. Muggleborns who were scouts before starting at Hogwarts sometimes get permission to set up a tent just outside the forest. Then they make camp fires, roast marshmallows and tell ghost stories until it’s late. The purebloods don’t really understand why they’d wanna sleep outside when it’s clearly nicer inside.